Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight
this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
all I want are neck kisses and reassurance that everything’s going to be okay
“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It’s people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.”
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things